Barking dogs seldom bite....

Work for 10-12 Hrs a day & still people crib about the work we do. Sounds familiar?
Well nothing new to those working in "IT industry".

All one does is slog for all his worth and "people" come back with a feedback "you are not up to the mark". "You are not good enough to make it to the top; you should strive harder; you should put extra efforts".

Ok one ends up working longer & harder. Well They have a problem with that too... "You are spending more hours in office, you are not able to complete your work in time. You are putting in extra hours because you are not efficient".

Ok what the hell? One starts using Google to complete work faster, using others' setups, etc... finally happy about finishing work soon & have some spare time for oneself. Phew! Jussssst a minute jusst a minute... "People" can't do away without cribbing can they? Its Addictive! This time it is "You are not proactive enough at work. If you finish your alloted work you should ask for more." (Remember what happened to poor Oliver Twist when he asked for more. Huh guess these guys don't) "You need to involve yourself more in team discussions/technical discussions" (Ok how often do you hold one? prob once a month? once a quarter? You see discussion forums & meetings are a waste of precious "resource billing time")

Well well well what does one do in such a situation? How does one handle it? Hey buddy don't worry know the age old saying "Barking dogs seldom bite"? Well it is apt enough. In adversity of being bitten never panic! You know there always is a vaccine!!!

Of twists and turns in Sandal Land...

Twenty20!!!

Wickets tumbling, sixes flying of the bat, fours racing to the fence, 3 Hrs of non stop entertainment... India Victorious!!!

If this is what you expected in this column sorry, I'm speaking of the political turmoil in sandal land.

Last time round, when I wrote my previous blog I was under the impression that politics was thru with all the surprises it could dish out; but that was a Big NO!!

Look at what has happened over the last month and a half or so, even you will understand this is just power politics... A few regional news channels have gone to the extent of saying this is remarriage or some such things.

The best part is all the "elected idiots" (Yes I'm bold enough to call them that) have given in writing signed that they agree to offer unconditional support first and then put 12 points condition (again signed by all) and then say we don't support (this too has been signed) well God knows whats next.

Well for all I know who knows what will happen next & who will be next CM? If and when he becomes one is he worthy of being a CM? Or worse will there be a CM?

From a Auto-wala to vegetable vendor everyone is bored and disgusted with this dirty politics going on.

The local leader of the "Saffron Army", a guy who takes instantaneous decisions & then rues them so maybe he has gone a bit too far this time to even rue. If they had not accepted the re-alliance with "Secular party" then maybe they would have got a pity vote but now its just gone down the drain.

For all I know as I'm writing this post here sitting at home, the dirty power game might have taken yet another turn & twist who knows?

If the state affairs are to be run as per the whims and fancies of a fickle minded satrap, who calls himself son-of-the-soil, is it worthy of having him around? Isn't it time we got down to the drawing board?

but just not yet!! not yet!

Poll fever in Sandal land…

In a few days, Karnataka is headed for polls… Is it necessary? Was it inevitable? Well that remains the big question. And so far most experts have been unable to take a single strong stand on their answers…

So what exactly led to it? When did it start?
A few weeks back… no absolutely wrong… it all started when it was poll time last time round. Say 18+20=38 months ago. What? So long ago? In world of politics it is a long long time ago. Sadly yes, it is very true.

Let's see how? Well last time round when there were elections… the people gave a split mandate. The Cong got 60+, BJP was the single largest party with 80+ seats & fortunately or should I say unfortunately the Kingmaker was the JD(S). Lead by the ever fluctuating ever fickle minded JD(S) top boss who likes to call himself "Son-of-the-soil" with 40 something seats.
With a hung assembly in the state, Son-of-the-soil rallied to and fro to Delhi to talk to the "High-command". Resultant a compromise and make shift marriage between Cong & JD(S) well the Cong got the CM's chair, JD(S) had to be content with whatever it got. JD(S) totally refused to talk to the other party BJP (still to see a CM of it's own in the southern states) on basis of secularism and other factors (well that is what was told & printed in papers!).

With the tenure of CM from Cong nearing its end and a transfer of power to JD(S) in the cards; what do you know? The ever loyal son of JD(S) chief betrayed his own father (or so apparently) to tie up with BJP to form a secular Govt.! My God! Start of the Twenty-20 Govt. Bitter rivalry of son and father continued for a couple of months. It was now that Son-of-the-soil realized what a genius his son was.

The saffron party was thirsty to get some hold of power in south so blindly agreed to "an agreement" between two individuals. JD(S) got what they wanted. So did BJP or did they? Well what followed is now known to everyone. Every other "Leader" rallying to some or the other temple to make offerings to god, rallying to Delhi to meet party heads & high-commands to set it right… Ok we needn't reiterate what has happened in the last few weeks… everyone knows it.

Now who is responsible becomes the next big question.All I have to say is it is us, we people.What the hell? How? How dare you? How are we responsible? It is the internal feuding between the parties, fickle minded leaders who are responsible, not us!

Now if you can calm down I will explain…
Huh… go on… blah blah blah… I'm not listening… hmm… uh hmmm… ah haa… Ok, we the general literate young future of India what is that which interests us most?

Guys/Gentlemen – which pub serves maximum happy-hours? What is Sachin's record in the calendar year… will India beat Aus/Pak? Who is the current coach of Chelsea/Man United/etc… Who is the new gal in my team? Can I hook up with her? Which is the latest version of play station? How do I impress my boss? to get promotion/onsite, so and so forth… the list never ends.

Gals/young ladies – Ah… which one's do I mention? Let me give a try… which is yuvraj/dhoni's latest ad? Who is having a crush on whom? Who broke up with whom? What will happen in the next K serials… which is the latest designer wear? Where did ur team mate in the next cubicle get her hair done? How do I get tickets for the next concert? La-Di-Da-Di-Da...

Ok now don't start to point out that I'm just pointing fingers at urban public. If we the urban public can't make a difference, how can we expect the people with lesser exposure to make a diff? Do we realize the fact the people from lesser exposure come to cities to get a lead from us urban dwellers… What an example we are setting? Well If I ask a person going on the street to list the number of parties in the constituency where he votes; trust me 90% wouldn't know half the names of parties or party representatives.

All I'm asking is how many of us, for how many seconds in a day do we think of the state of affairs in the state let alone in the country?

I feel that with our type of mental attitude we just deserve two parties. One or the other will surely come to power. We will not have so many elections, by elections. Just look at US. Most of us dream of going there well they have just two parties and surely and clearly one is the winner! Hmm maybe it would be more of an NDA v/s UPA.

But would our regional satraps survive even one season? One full term looks too far… In a culturally diverse country like ours which has been ill-bred on feeling of regionalism more compared to nationalism; religion before national harmony; the satraps like son-of-the-soil, red flag army who hold the key.

Well we are heading for combined elections this time in the land of sandal wood. Are we justified? Are we getting too much from the parties or are we expecting a bit too much? Are we not in turn taxing ourselves by giving a split mandate? Do you realize that the frequency of elections hits our financial states? More taxes, price hikes, etc... to name just a few.
Don't get me wrong here. This is not just here in sandal wood land that this is happening… well that is the plight of our country.

Well we do have the right to elect our leaders, but do we deserve it?

In This Country...

It is in this country, India that cultural fanatics can convenience a ‘Secular’ government that watching a fiction movie can cause 'The Holy Stone' to crack. It is in this country, India that a silly kiss in public is regarded as a crime against the religion. It is here in India that by only censoring and moral policing can social harmony be achieved. It is in this country, banning TV shows and channels help bring up reponsible, culturally and socially sensitive indivudials. It is here; in India that talking in open about the-three-letter word is considered a crime. Well they at least make inquiries and congratulate you the morning after your marriage! It is here, in India that some politically religious, religiously political, some religious, some fundamentalist, some activist groups never seem to have been let down by the government. It is here that two parties with just political power control interests can always get along to form a secular government. It is here in India that rules are and can be formed just to satisfy the political interests of some.

Of Ads & Offers

Everyday we watch TV be it the (stereo type) saas-bahu serials, sports channels or any other. I remember an ad on one of the news channels. It was with Sachin with a yellow shirt saying life is like cricket... blah blah blah... another one in which SRK & John fighting to autograph a stupid looking bloke, to be finally called "Uncle"… "mujhe accha nahi laga…"

Today advertising/promoting your product/commodity is more important as compared to its quality/service. Every channel, every 5 minutes has an ad about some or the other thing. Earlier at least news channels were being spared but, now I guess, news is being telecast between ads.

Technically speaking definition of advertisement would be where a one-way communication through a medium which is being sponsored by the seller. When I say medium it includes television, radio, movies, magazines, newspapers, the Internet, and billboards. Some crazy people have gone to the extent of body advertising. By advertising a product, some feel any thing and everything can & will be sold.

The best part of advertising comes on the Indian Television channels. For the very smallest and simplest of products there is a lot of emotion, love attached to it. Does it actually help in improving the product's image? I'm not sure. But none the less there is. Say a simple thing like pet food. People have gone to the extent of introducing flavored pet food. What's next? Flavored energy drink for pets?

Coming to the point of emotions & all, just before & during the world cup of cricket remember there was a series of ads saying Hoo Haa India! Aaya India! After a dismal showing of the Indian cricket team, I don't remember seeing it. It was totally taken off air and posters were pulled down overnight. The companies didn't want to associate themselves with a bunch of "losers". They quickly took to movie stars. They are a safe bunch you see! Not much of national pride associated here. Pretty safe huh?

When one talks of movie stars in ads one can't forget but to notice every other product from chocolate to skin care cream, hair oil to pain balm, polio campaign to cement, there is a common face & a pretty familiar one, yes it is the Big B. some times I feel we've had an overdose of him. Thank god they don't rope him for ladies beauty products! Phew just imagine… The other two stars giving the Big B a run for his money in TV ad campaign are Sachin and SRK. Most of the ads are senseless & do in least promoting the product. Uncle zara iside dena... Move on... GHve way to younger people. We have had an overdose of you in cricket matches and your movies respectively.

Long time ago I remember seeing an ad on TV. It was very simple one well presented. It was a old chap fishing in the country side early morning, villager comes singing some tune. The old chap hushes him. The villager puts 4-5 drops of some liquid on a iron rod sticks it in the lake. Next minute he has caught 5 fishes & leaves happily. If I'm correct this won the best Ad for a couple of years. Why can't, if not all most of the ads be like this? Some measures of sensibility or at-least which help boost the image of the product.

Now to tell you another example: I was watching this BBC Entertainment channel; there was an ad of the Audi A4 sport variant. Such a wonderful ad, it hardly had any emotion or crass to it. Just all about the vehicle and comfort of driving it. It was a refreshing one.

I for one believe that an ad must be made such that it captures your imagination or gets you thinking. Not just senseless emotion, not promoting the product just for the heck of it. We have so many good ad men in our country. Guys wake up get your brains to work. Give us some good ones which will be remembered for a long time to come.

Apart from the television advertising, the next biggest one is advertising on net. Everyday we get so many promotional mails; every other site today is being sponsored, Google and Yahoo to name a top few. You can view advertisements based on your choice of search, your interests. But there is a problem here if you don't know how to benefit from this; it's as good as gone astray

After advertising the next big thing is Offer/Sale.
There is an MRP, cost price, selling price, profit and discount associated to a product. Every product is manufactured at a particular cost, overpriced to a preset sale price add to it sales tax, this tax, that tax, what tax, what not tax… to get MRP. Now all this excess money will give people in the supply chain a hell lot of money.

Just for example, say person A has a business setup of his own. They are retailers of products B & C in a small town. Now would you believe he makes a whooping amount by just being the retail dealer? I.e. gets stuff from a guy higher in the supply chain & transfers it to smaller trader. For doing just this one is paid a whooping amount.

So wondering what has that to do with what we are discussing? Well the roots come from there. If one of the blokes in the supply chain says ok I'm having a huge stock, I'll sell it at lower price to make up my loss, the guy at the end of the chain gives you the buyer what he calls discount. I.e. he is still making money but to you it seems like a huge amount because you don't realize how much more you end up paying. A similar network works in the Am-Way and other such products too. All the posters saying discount, sale and offers are nothing but selling you things instead of keeping them in storehouses.

Another thing that can happen is the guy who is selling you a product first overprices it and then gives you some discount. This again you are at a loss. Oh just don't forget to read the terms and conditions of the sale. Which will invariably say: objects once sold can't be returned. I.e. you're a goner.

Nowadays these offers have become so common that even airlines are giving offers! Domestic & international travel has become so common & economical that airlines can afford to give discounts & offers. What this is doing is heating up the air & room for survival for is shrinking… So soon there will be a situation that there are only a couple of players & the others have gone bankrupt or moved out to another sector. Finally it is the customer who pays the price.

Well as long as the things are in our favor why worry about what might happen sometime in the unseen future. As long as we are paying at least something less or apparently less; as long as it gives us a feel good factor, it is time to enjoy and savor.

Riddle Of Horcruxes…

Protego! Expelliarimus! Avada Kedavra!

Got what the topic of writing is about? Oh you know it! It is all about ‘The-boy-who-survived’ & ‘He-who-must-not-be-named’ or You-know-who’.

First things first, very well written book. An enthralling read. I should say I took more time reading this one as compared to the rest of the series. I needed it. As all stories end, this one too had a happily ever after ending. Surely disappointing after the media mania it generated.

One doesn’t fail to notice the fact that the last book has been highly influenced by Bollywood movies. What? An English author influenced by Bollywood movies? Crazy or what? No, I felt so & eventually even you would if you follow the flow of events carefully.

Ok, let me give you some hints, the-miss-know-all girl Hermione Granger, in the first part of the book, is made to cry till her tear glands dry up. Shuks, for simplest of happenings. I felt this part was inspired by the K______ serial on star network.

Hmm… one more point where this becomes obvious is when ‘The-boy-who-survived’ separates from his foster parents the Dursleys. There is the ever-slight bit of tension & feeling of separation that is made evident. If that is not enough, when the three of them are at their hiding place, the initial treatment from the house elf Kreacher & then a u-turn in treatment. Don’t these remind you those monotonous family melo drama movies of late 80’s & early 90’s?

Another big hint indicating the connection is the escapes the three of them make every single time they are chased/caught by the bad guys here they are called death eaters. Be it at lovegood’s place, Mafloy manor, Ministry of Magic or N number of times they are in trouble. I personally liked Dobby come to their rescue part.

Towards the end of the book, one thing that totally confused me was that Harry was himself a horcrux. A Basilisk can destroy a horcrux. Now if we recall, in The Chamber of Secrets, the same basilisk fang punctures Harry but nothing happens, but it can destroy the book. Missing something somewhere.

The point at which I deeply felt a strong connection between Bollywood and this book was the last fight scene. All magical creatures are now on the good guy’s side, Harry’s & come out in open to fight You-know-who. This time you-know-who doesn’t have any protection left even if he was one of the most powerful wizards. He is finally martyred. A simple spell beats a killing one! Wow! A mediocre teenage wizard can survive a killing curse while one of the most powerful wizards can’t. Yeah at this point you do feel that the author was itching to finish the book & say: Thank You. Good Bye.

I liked the Ron character, he did end-up doing some valiant stuff. After all what more can one ask for than a beautiful, clever witch for a girlfriend?

Suspense has been a part and parcel of the book though at points it seemed obvious there have been enough twists and turns to the Riddle. The most well concealed one is of Snape giving the sword & the mystery of his patronus. The part of deathly hallows, I felt would have a larger impact than the just man-o-man duel at the end.

I did feel like a points the author was including events just to prolong the book but everything fit in very well written making it an enthralling read. A riddle of horcruxes, deathly hallows & yes of course as it says ‘death shall be the last enemy to be conquered’.

Impossible is nothing - part III

Carrying on with the movie mania effect, let's highlight things in a more Indian perspective. I tried to but could not merge this with either of my two previous posts on the same topic of movies. Thus a complete column dedicated to Indian movies. Movies here are welcomed with zest, with fanatic fan following, people from different walks of life being involved, and maybe as it is in a language closer to heart compared to foreign ones.

The movies here are more often than not linked to local emotions & events. As one of our yesteryear heroes says, "is mein action hain, tragedy hain, emotion hain, drama hain", would sum it up. Writing a concise column would be more challenging than the previous ones. Let's start with the regional ones & move to Hindi movies. What I'll do is a two part series. One dedicated to South Indian movies and the second to Hindi movies. Well Bengali industry has and continues to give a good contribution to our major tinsel town. From talented artists to heart touching stories, to the year's largest grosser. My knowledge of Bengali movies just ends there so not much to write. But I sure do promise to write on movies made in most Indian languages sometime shortly.

Ok when I say regional movies, first thing that comes to my mind is South Indian movies especially Tamil & Telugu movies. The two film fraternities are in a sort of parallelism but still fighting each other for supremacy. Both have had their share of greats. Here I am not ruling out the other major south Indian languages of Kannada & Malayalam. They have the competence to give the other two a run for their money. Well all the four major filming fraternities are known for their One Big Hero in the industry types. Of-late the latter two fraternities have sort of started trailing the other two.

On the storyline front, personally I feel the Malayalam ones rule the roost in south Indian movies. The best of the lot have found a remake in almost every language spoken in India. On the numbers front Telugu & Tamil always seem to have a tug of war. Being a Kannadiga, the plight of Kannada movies pains me. Kannada movies had a huge set back due to poor showing, localization beyond necessity, too much of a one man show, unable to break the cliché. Nowadays there is a trend to attract more people, a bigger pool of talent, trying & testing new ideas. Good luck guys.

The more commercial movies in South are ones that are still stuck in the 80's timeframe with modern day technology. Here I'm not making a comment specific to any one movie but rather a generalization.

The hero invariably happens to be a poor guy whose parents have been oppressed by the rich & bad heroine's father/uncle. The guy & girl fall in love. The rich father doesn't approve & hell breaks loose on the poor chap. He fights all odds to marry the gal. In between all this is a sequence of some foot tapping numbers most of them miserably choreographed and lots of tears. Somewhere far and between are some comedy scenes included which have no correlation at any part of the movie.

If you feel the one described above is all. Hold on to your horses, there is more. This time round the hero happens to be a son of a very rich dad but destiny has other plans for him. His dad is killed by his brother/some close relative (most of the time)/friend. The hero is oppressed & underfed in childhood & is laboring hard thru out his childhood & all of a sudden there is a strong muscular young man who is the best in studies! Man I did for sure believe that hard work pays, but this way? Phew! Shane Warne's spin is easier to comprehend. Now he gets a high paying job in the bad guy's office, falls in love with his daughter & same story. Oh, lord please save me. Finally, the bad guy apologizes & gives back the assets to the rightly owner/dies rather should I say gets killed for his bad deeds. Hey one more point here, our hero never gets jailed for killing the bad guy. Of course we have a sequence of some numbers, lots & lots of tears and some comedy scenes having no correlation at any part of the movie.

If you thought the two are the only classifications you are absolutely wrong. There is college love story with the gal's dad being the bad guy (this is stereo type for me to even write in my column). He is involved in all sorts of "evil to society" acts but still retains a good guy image in society & same old story. Hero beats him, gets the gal & they lived happily ever after.

To some description on the dance oops, song sequences. There is bound to be a rain dance (wonder do they ever catch a cold?). One drill dance (like the boring P.T we used to have in school but this is with a song); one running round trees/beaches/parks dance, one teary number, one in praise of the lord, one Item number, one for the long lost mother/father/brother/sister, so on & so forth. Hey that’s not all. Remember all those extras appearing in the dance sequence. They somehow amaze me. They are walking along on a busy road; see the hero/heroine dance, join them. Whatever happened to the urgent work they were attending to?

Now to fight sequences. First is the hero's father getting killed either with a bullet/brutal murder (if there is time for that). Second is hero getting bashed up by sum ugly looking guys, hero gate crashes the bad guys party smashing & thrashing some of the bad guys, the bad guys now take their revenge, followed by hero taking his revenge & finally hero thrashing the hell out of everyone in sight.

Now let us focus on the ages of our characters. Hero - 40-75yrs Heroine 15-25 (sometimes 28 if the producer & director don’t have enough funds/hero asks for a particular heroine). Hero's mother 30-65; most of the times the mother would have played the hero's gal in her hay days (read - at least 5-6 yrs back). Hero's father & bad guy some character actor in the age group of 35-55. These are the guys who came to the industry to become heroes but didn't have enough backing/funding. Extras come in different shapes, ages & sizes.

If you have started to think that I detest south Indian films & they are only the crap type, which I said. Rethink. Maybe you need to watch Sivaji – The Boss or maybe wait for Friday where you surely will find a revitalizing new regional movie to exact all your delusion. Ok now for the regional movie buffs. Wait a few more days & my views on hindi movies are bound to amuse you.

Impossible is nothing - part II

Taking off from where we left, let's focus on some more aspects of cinema like parking the car/bike. Well anyone going anywhere always gets to park his or her car right in front of the gate/door. No, I mean no cop (read pandu) or security guy (read chaukidar) has a problem. No parking hassles at all! Well the security guy even gives a wide smile & opens the door if it happens to be a restaurant! It never happened to me nor do I remember this happening to anyone that I know! Common, every city has a parking problem can't we be pragmatic.

Ok, now that we started with cars, how is it that a on the dole guy has a car that a well-to-do guy can barely afford. He dines in the best restaurants, has a beautiful damsel too!! Shouldn't this be more realistic like the guy eats & doesn't have money to pay & gets booted out/ beaten up/thrown behind bars/girl smashes him in front of the crowd? Sort of like it that way won't you?

Oh! The thriller ghost stories are one of my favorites. The bad guys are always ghosts (evil spirits as some would like to call them). They are always shooed off with light & are afraid of cats? When they can scare the hell out of a man! What the hell is this? & If you show them symbol of god they scram/yell out in pain. I never knew evil was god fearing! Good god! How many movies have we seen that the ghosts are pictured as gruesome creatures? Can't they be made a bit more bearable per-say Cindy Crawford? I won't mind being eaten!

It's know fact that ghosts/evil spirits can't be stopped by bullets then why the hell should you waste time trying to kill a dead one? Oh! I almost forgot mentioning the point that they are hell scared of water. If the dead were living why won't they get thirsty? Or is it only blood thirsty that they get? Probably they believe in the motto drink blood save water & beer.

One very interesting thing especially for guys; whenever something creepy (should I say scary) thing happens, it is always the most beautiful lady who comes to investigate in the middle of the night. Now what is so interesting for guys? Don’t be naïve; she is in the most revealing dress possible. Can’t blame the ghosts here. Everyone will be attracted to such a brave beauty!

Television (TV) & cinema, aha! Can't beat this I bet. Whenever anyone switches on TV in a movie, the newsreader has no other news in the world but to read out the news always concerning that very person. Even worse they give out a clue to a cop suspended for not being able to solve a case. During the crucial investigation this important piece of evidence was missed. Bingo! the news is true. Case solved. Cop gets back his job. Journalism at it’s best. Now I wonder why do we need a cop in the first place? We can have journalist cum cop. You see two in one effect!

Just continuing with the cop effect. How is it that, a simple revolver/shot gun has endless no. of bullets? I was under the impression that it can hold a certain no. only. Yes one more point here, the ammo is always kept in the most inaccessible part of the house like near next to main door. Where the bad guys are standing & waiting for the hero to get out of bed & try to hide. Can’t they be more sensible? Come, kill & get out. Probably it is payback time.

With guns and revolvers is another point that can be related to. Injuries due to battle with bad guys; enter emotional part of hero. After a bloody battle & killing all the bad guys, the hero is just seriously injured. Worse, if the good damsel is killed the hero starts crying like a baby. Now if the lady is not killed, she always has first aid (rather crude aid) to the injuries. Now the hero who never winced while being injured breaks down. Oh Lord! What all a lady can do! Bond movies: bad guys can’t injure him. Now don’t tell me Arnold never breaks down in his movies. I am talking about human movies here. Get it?

If I go on, I may even beat J.K. Rowling. But, that’s not my forte. So, lets stop here. I just watch movies to relive some of my dreams & fantasies; some times to kill time, others just for the fun of it. If all movies were focusing on reality then what would you look forward to? A balanced life should have everything fantasies, dreams, fun & reality. Life without any one of them is hard to imagine.

Impossible is nothing - part I

Lights! Camera! Action!

Welcome to wonder world where impossible is nothing. We sit dazed and watch the performers do superhuman acts, which were next to impossible.

Before we go ahead, let’s shed some light on the word Theater/theatre. In The Queen’s English ‘theatre stands for place where plays are staged. Theater is more famous as cinema. In the now more famous and adopted form of English i.e American English, the word theater can mean either.

We could in a way say that theater is an ancestor of our present day cinema. One of the greats of theater in my opinion is W. Shakesphere. Oh! Don’t worry I’m not going to bore anyone or myself with Shakespere’s works. No offenses meant but personally I don’t understand any his works. During my high school days, his works were forced on me as a part of syllabus. (Thank god my scores weren’t affected.). I mean, thou cometh, blah-blah... how can this be understood by anyone. No wonder they call him a genius.

Ok now back to our cinemas/movies as you may wish to call them. We could associate movies with fun & frolic, magic, fantasy, fiction so on and so forth. In any language, a movie is made to capture the imagination of the viewers. To understand a movie you need not be an expert in that language or understand every word said to get the central idea.

From English to Hindi, French to Tamil, you name it, in every language the person in the lead role, most of the times, does almost next to impossible tasks. Especially towards the end, when he beats the bad guys blue black. Hey one more thing that I missed mentioning till now. He does all this barehanded when the bad guys have complex ammos. Oh! And yes of course he is out numbered 1- 100. Need I mention that too! Some of you movie buffs would point out movies like terminator, Rambo, Robocop, et all were not barehanded fights. Ok, fine, every rule has an exception.

Let’s come to the point as to why he fights the bad guy. Don’t be so naïve, to save the beautiful damsel in distress. And finally the movie say 99.9998877999% has a ‘and they lived happily ever after’ ending. Can’t we accept the disappointments life throws at us? Oh now don’t say Titanic was not a happy ending… The hero dies; heroine lives a full life or the vice versa. Yes I’m talking of such things. They should be more in number. Per-say the hero dies fighting the bad guy the heroine lives long to tell her story…

Ok coming to the point of aliens in movies, why do we have to make them so dumb looking? Yes, we haven’t seen an alien till date but we can do without the dumb looking tentacles & huge size. After all size doesn’t matter? Ok It does in the right place & at right time. How is it possible for a common man to break thru alien code when the world’s top guys couldn’t? Ok here comes the best part. This guy plants a simple virus into a more advanced system than ours; this virus is so strong that it can bring the whole alien system down!

Let’s move on… coming to point of shipwrecks; why is it that a guy & girl are always the ones who happen to survive? Can’t it be an old couple for a change? Ok whoever survives why do they always get stranded on a remote island, not even on the world map? If there happens to be a tribe, why is there always a guy who knows a common language? Can’t we have some fun? Like killing the guy & gal gets married to big bad chief of tribe and they lived happily ever after? Uh?

If there are two foreigners in a movie why should they always speak in common language in front of people & suddenly change to common language that accidentally happens to be the language in which the movie is?

Contd…

My indecision is final

Left right? Right left?

No, this is no march-past command. Still thinking what is being written about? Well this thought was ignited in my mind when I was listening to the news. Still in the dark? Ok, this is about 'The Presidential Elections' to be held in a fortnight's time. I should agree at this point that I'm just riding the wave that's taken over the entire nations' news channels. Though this piece of writing is not entirely dedicated to 'The Presidential Elections' we shall try to squeeze it in somewhere.

Before we go further let's look into a few definitions.
1. Communism - A theoretical economic system characterized by the collective ownership of property and by the organization of labor for the common advantage of all members.
2. Secularism - a. Lasting from century to century. b. Worldly rather than spiritual.
3. Republic a. A political order whose head of state is not a monarch and in modern times is usually a president. b. A nation that has such a political order.

Now with this preview, what I see is Red. Be it the scarlet red or the Khaki shorts & white shirts or the saffron army. By whom is the country run? Where is the meaning to words like Republic, Secular? Somewhere down the line these words seem to have lost their meanings. Really?

We shall be back to this point in a while, but before that, my views on the current presidential polls. So is India all set to take a woman president? or even her opponent? Are they more deserving than the man donning the mantle now? What has been his "misdoings" that he's not getting the "required" support? Maybe passing a few bills that hurt some "king makers"? Maybe not passing some bills that would actually help their "interests"? After all "they" are the ones who call the shots! Or was he too well educated & intelligent enough to understand every move made keeping "nation's" interest in mind? I'm not claiming at any point that whosoever is his successor will/will not be able to perform his/her duties. But what happened remains the question? Don't worry, even if they can't, the "decision makers" will help them. Does it work that way? Well it does for the second top job of the country! Doesn't it?

A notable author, an Englishman once said, "Politics is the last resort of a rouge". Is it true, in a global sense? Well, I see a long tunnel. Well as long as it is a tunnel, there's light at the end of the tunnel. Hope so! Aw. Don't be such a pessimist (this is written by a software guy who doesn't care about warnings). It's just a saying.

So in a more Indian perspective what are we looking at? How is the situation?

Where so I start? Ah let's start with annual phenomenon first. Best day of the year for all those in love. Yes, Valentines' day. What has valentines' day got to do in this column? If you follow the buildup to this day, no need to explain. Just for the aid of those who don't here goes. The day is most awaited by the lovely hearts across the country with zest. Not only these people, companies whose products see a rise in sales too. Now all of a sudden there are moral police who stand up against it. This is not an Indian tradition after all! The Indian needs to be protected against the western influence. He can't stand up for himself. He can't think for himself. Can't allow such a thing to happen. They go on a rampage damaging property, creating havoc, and ruining the flavor of the day. Now comes the interesting part. All of a sudden political parties (who funded the plundering) come out voluntarily and say we have no connection to what happened. Don't worry you won't fall short of votes in the next elections. Half the nation never votes & rest who want to, never find their name in any voter's list despite having a voter's ID card! My vote is always with you. But somehow parties find a way to win with majority in their constituency. Whom are they trying to reason out to? Do I stand up & fight? Fight whom?

Now let's focus on pecuniary aspect. The start of the current financial year saw an increase in Inflation rate. It zoomed, it boomed. Prices of essentials skyrocketed. Created a perplexity. The opposition took it in their stride to affront the ruling party. The media coverage just added fuel to the fire. The ruling party came under immense pressure. Not only this, even the elections in some parts of the country like Delhi, Punjab felt the aftermath. Now within a quarter the same inflation rate has gone down like Shewag's batting average! The prices of some essentials still remain the same. The price of international crude oil is steadily rising. The Rupee value is continuously falling against the dollar. Most IT companies are feeling the pinch. Especially the smaller firms trying to make a foothold. So how come the inflation rate came down? Or really did it? Are these actual facts & figures being put out? Financial experts give guidelines that the prices of commodities aren't even looking in the downward trend anywhere in the near future. Isn't the second top job man a financial expert? So what? The "decision makers" need to take a call.

Hey don't worry as long as you are getting a fat pay cheque & paying all those taxes, you are contributing to the country in a big way! Thinking how? Don't be naive. Remember all those "Important people" need to visit (rather do I say take a vacation) places to "understand & implement" the same back here. Well, I don't see any improvement till now. Maybe as the saying goes 'better late than never'. Never???

So it is evident that I'm not pleased with the direction things are headed. Great. How about some union strikes with strong slogans. Option 1. All we need is to hire some brawny, some frail & some jobless people. Give them a minuscule sum of money, slogans & job is done. We can rest for couple of months; these people will take care of the rest. Option 2. We have a red army in our country too! Not just a saffron one! These guys have dogmas & swear by it. Ok so what if it is just skin deep? So what if it all comes down to vote bank politics? As long as they are at the helm of things we have nothing to fear. Do we?

One does get the impression the red army feels that every Indian must always be protected, his job secured from the wicked forces of finance capital, his cultural self is always in danger and must always be protected, his sovereignty must also be protected. From Wal-Mart, to media, to private investment in higher education, to FDI, they abominate everything the people of India seem to adore. Oh! Hold on not only the red army feel so even the saffron does feel very much in the same way!

So the question remains, are political parties today devoid of new ideas? Are they only mouthing the views of their political great-grandfathers? Will we be able to break the cliché? Has our own revolutionary war almost died aborning through lack of popular support? What could be the cause of such an abysmal performance from an unfathomable national talent pool? Is there not a need for us to think who is to be didactical? Are we correct in actually associating the terms (definitions that we saw in the beginning) with our country?

You think if you thought so deeply there will be a 180 degree turn & we will out perform & all? Give me a break! Haven’t you heard of India Shining? Haven’t you felt it every time the Sensex hits a new high? You really feel we are looking at the dark end of a tunnel? Remember the tunnel always has two ends & there’s light at end of tunnel.

Monsoon Ke Side Effects

Rains, I enjoy rainy season most as compared to any other time of the year. In our part of the world we call it with a special name Monsoon. This is the time of the year when schools open after a long summer vacation, people frustrated with summer heat look forward to cool off. Surely brings with it the joys & vivid memories of one's childhood.

Ok let’s touch upon the frenzy the rains bring along even before arrival. To what extent people go to make sure there is good rainfall in our part of the world? Wondering what I'm talking about? Don't worry, here are some: Yagnas, get frogs/donkeys married, animal sacrifice, fasting, so on so forth. Oh I almost forgot, well can you believe it some go to the extent of blaming the political party (rather should I say parties, that is completely different topic we shall see that another day) in power. Ah-ah my list doesn't end here, well it probably would have a couple of years back if not for the information driven world of media coverage.

After all the attention The Rain Gods get, it is time for rains!
It wouldn't have rained even an hour and the very person having done all stunts & praying, starts cursing & swearing! Surprised? Well how often do we witness this? Do we ever give it a moment's thought of why?

What have we the people got to crib against the rains? Well its not one, but many; Gutter system, Roads, Water borne diseases, Water logging, etc. Experts say solving one will solve all. They are reticular. So a unified theory of rainy problems. Sounds good. So what exactly are the problems like? Have they taken a larger than life structure? or are we blowing things out of proportions?

So how are rains & roads connected? Why am I putting down something everyone knows? The condition of Indian roads is pathetic. Even an hour's rain can have lasting effect on them. The effects can range from formation of larger potholes (yep larger potholes we shall deal this separately) to layer wise chipping of asphalt. Basically we need to know that there are very few roads in our country void of potholes. When it rains it forms water puddles. When vehicles go past them, they get damaged a little more. With time the potholes grow. What do the local civic authorities do about this? Just patch it up, forget its strength. No more potholes, Problem solved. Next time it rains, due to weak asphalting, starts chipping. New problem. Courtesy potholes & chipping of asphalt we have water logging on roads. Just another point here, whenever a new layer of good asphalting is done on any of the roads, either the Sewage Board/Telephone Dept./Electricity Board have a mandatory custom of battering the very same road. Thank you very much.

Gutter system. A very important part of any city. Provides the city with a clear outflow of surface water/rain water. But, here we can hardly find a gutter that connects two streets let alone the locality/block. The entire city being interconnected by gutter system is unheard of! People construct beautiful houses & cover up the gutter in front of their houses to use it as a small garden in front of house/parking area more often. So where does the rainwater go? on the roads. Who cares as long as it does not stagnate in front of my house gate, I'm not bothered.

No continuous flow channel available, leads to water logging. Roads & open gutters are easy targets. Roads with potholes have larger capacity than small open gutters. Due to rains the water table underground replenishes itself. But, beyond a point no more water is absorbed. Continuous water logging leads to high waters in some low-lying areas. Knee-deep water, open drains; people have lost their lives. People living in low-lying areas have to even evacuate their homes in order to save their dear lives.

Over a couple of days, the stagnated water becomes party halls for germs & breeding grounds for insects. This leads to water borne diseases. People who are obsessed with cleanliness, old folks, and children become primary targets. Diseases start to spread like wild fire. There is a breakout of diseases.

The frenzy media creates a hue & cry against the govt. local authorities. Committees & advisory teams are formed public awareness campaigns are held; all during monsoons. By now the monsoon weakens & stops. In a couple of days all the actions & plans of the govt. & local authorities are either lost or give the bureaucrats ways & means to fill their pockets. In most cases, the plans & actions to be taken never get beyond paper work. Monsoon stops, issue forgotten. So we are back to square one. The problem remains. It will raise its dark shadow the next monsoon. So till then enjoy yourself & we will have a lot of time to think what needs to be done next time round the monsoon arrives.

Here we go

This is my first blog with many to follow.
This space is created so that I can vent myself out. I'm forewarning, I'm no English expert.
The topics here; depends, surely I will write on varied topics from time to time.
Do watch out for the posts and feel free to express yourself here.
Without further ado lets go.